The Buffalo Bills season started with a wet fart of a performance from their franchise quarterback, who gifted the Jets a 22-16 overtime win. Buffalo is now 0-1 on the season with a division loss to the Jets. Lucky for them, their rivals – Chiefs and Bengals – also lost week one, so the hill to climb isn’t as big as it could be. Before we turn the page to the home opener against Las Vegas, let’s look back at five “would you believe me if I said…” stats from your Bills’ season opener.