It’s finally $*%#$!&-ing here. The National. Football. League. kicks off the regular season today and, well, you made it. This means you should probably download your league’s hosting site app and remember the interface rivals a NASA command center in both capability and complexity. Spend some time learning the new features you’ll never use and unchecking all super-helpful “offers” options to send you news, promotional opportunities, and other such garbage that will flood your inbox year-round. That spam will bury the tracking information for the phone charger you bought on Amazon and will inevitably lose. You can’t have that. As long as you can add, drop, and adjust your lineup with relative ease, you’re good.  You’re better than good. You’re a technological wonder, and everyone should ask for your advice when setting up the TV in their new apartment. Like getting used to the app again, you’re going to have to re-acclimate to paying attention to the relative health (or lack thereof) and job situation of other men with whom you’ve entered into the one-way contract us nerds call fantasy football. Use Twitter, SportsCenter, and the like to be up-to-date on the major stuff. If it’s a fantasy star…